the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.
i am so mad because somebody just disrespected my idol nicki
dicki minaj :(((((
He looks like some kind of straight white boy mermaid
iguanamouth PLEASE MAKE THIS A THING
they should of put one brand of mustard in all the bottles so he knows how we feel every time we hear one of his beats
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc
it’s always the leaves oh my god
Yup, third grade. Up ‘til then, EVERYTHING looked like a Monet.
I love this so much
i love how she didn’t know if that joke was going to flop or not she surprised herself i love it
When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"
his donation was once his child’s allowance.
I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.