why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
When your hair soaks up water, the overall density of your hair increases. This increase in density causes your hair fibers to be arranged more tightly, which allows less light to shine through your hair fibers.
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)
Starslicer is a lame ass nigga who tries to compensate for his lack of penis by going on females photos and adding 3rd grade playground jokes because he knows deep down inside he will never be anything in life but a poor ass nobody.
@ciggawet stays pressed tryina come at a nigga throat because he caught her slimjim lookin ass tryina some life into dried up skin.
Looking like that old fish in the wheelchair from sponge bob. You got nerve talking about anyone’s privates when your pussy probably wheezes out ash talkin bout “it’s ready, daddy.”
Yeah, that shit ready to be resuscitated. You could stick a water hose in that shit and it’d still be dry. A nigga stick his dick in you and all he’ll feel is struggle and manure.
i could fit my entire response in the crevices of your forehead but im just going to let you rock because it already look like your beanie holding on to hopes and dreams
everybody makes jokes about the transition of yonce turnin into partition all the time but i wonder if yall truly understand what that transition is. that moment when she roll up the window and that beat come in is more than just a turning point of one song into another. that moment when that voice say ‘drop’ is beyonce letting you know that its time to forget your family and your job and your school work. its beyonce telling you to drop ya ass to the carpet no matter where you are and who you with. its beyonce tellin you to slap anybody even your own grandmother if she try to stop you from lettin out that nasty. that transition is awakening of the thot and it must be recognized.